oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: digamelocongifs)

simpsonsscreenshotshowcase:

“And Maggie Makes Three" Season 6, Episode 13

simpsonsscreenshotshowcase:

And Maggie Makes Three" Season 6, Episode 13

what country you from? “what” ain’t no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?

(Source: rbertdowneyjr, via jacksnicholson)

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

(Source: hejibits.com, via tastefullyoffensive)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

(Source: asgeekasitgets)